[–]LakersIlikesporks_ 125 points 2 hours ago

that vando dunk in transition was probably the most impressive thing i've ever seen him do lmao

湖人球迷：范德比爾特那個轉換進攻中的扣籃，可能是我見過他做過的最令人印象深刻的事情了，笑死。

[–]LakersSoft-Activity-2521 32 points 2 hours ago

Facts i did not know he had a little handle like that

湖人球迷：真相了，我都不知道他還有那一手運球。

[–]RaptorsThe-Pharcyde 53 points 2 hours ago

Worst shooting team in the league by far AND zero size. Recipe for disaster. Gonna get real ugly for this team this road trip.

猛龍球迷：聯盟投射最爛的球隊，而且完全沒高度。這就是災難配方。這次客場之旅我們要輸得很難看了。

[–]LakersJericho311 55 points 1 hour ago

I had to look at your flair to realize you didn't mean the Lakers. It seems our seasons are feeling similar.

湖人球迷：我得看了眼你的隊標才意識到你說的不是湖人?？磥碓蹅z這賽季同病相憐啊。

[–]San Diego ClippersLogical-World-1030 138 points 2 hours ago

Not scratching a 100 against the lakers is wild

快船球迷：打湖人連100分都拿不到，這也太離譜了。

[–]LakersIlikesporks_ 129 points 2 hours ago

known defensive juggernauts los angeles lakers

湖人球迷：畢竟我們是眾所周知的防守大隊洛杉磯湖人啊。

[–]LakersNotClayMerritt 33 points 1 hour ago

The defensive renaissance starts NOW

湖人球迷：防守復興，就在今日！

[–]Raptorsshangalang69 52 points 2 hours ago

being dumbfounded by a college zone ran with a 41 year old, luka doncic, gabe vincent and drew timme is next level, despite the injuries.

猛龍球迷：被一套由41歲老漢、盧卡·東契奇、蓋布·文森特和德魯·提米組成的大學聯防搞得一臉懵逼，這真是沒誰了，雖說我們確實傷兵滿營吧。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantgodfrey1 54 points 2 hours ago

we just played 5 games in 7 days and somehow raptors played 3 more this season? lebron is going to die on court late in the season

湖人球迷：我們7天打了5場比賽，不知咋的猛龍這賽季還比我們多打了3場？勒布朗這賽季末怕是要累死在場上了。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantgodfrey1 73 points 2 hours ago

if you only watched this game via reddit threads you'd think we were losing by 30 every single defensive mistake posted lmao

湖人球迷：如果你只看Reddit的比賽貼，你會以為我們輸了30分。 每一個防守失誤都被掛出來了，笑死。

[–]LakersPalifaith 69 points 2 hours ago

Imagine if we got this Deandre Ayton on a consistent basis.

湖人球迷：想象一下，如果我們能一直擁有這種狀態的德安德烈·艾頓。

[–]LakersYoungDetective 68 points 2 hours ago

Only getting 8 mil so I can handle a little inconsistency. Gabe gets like 11 mil to be consistently ass

湖人球迷：他才拿800萬，所以我能忍受一點不穩定。文森特拿了1100萬，表現卻穩定得像坨屎。

[–]HawksChessh2036 48 points 2 hours ago

LeBron James vs the Raptors: ? Regular Season: 47-17 ? Playoffs: 12-2 ? Overall: 58-19 LeBronto strikes again

老鷹球迷：勒布朗·詹姆斯對陣猛龍的數據： ? 常規賽：47勝17負 ? 季后賽：12勝2負 ? 總計：58勝19負 勒布倫多（LeBronto）再次降臨。

[–]WarriorsCharlie_Wax 611 points 2 hours ago

Hilarious player. Every 8 or 10 games, he will just wake up and randomly decide to be prime Patrick Ewing that night.

勇士球迷：這家伙太搞笑了。每隔8到10場比賽，他就會突然覺醒，隨機決定今晚變身巔峰帕特里克·尤因。

[–]United StatesRTRSnk5 243 points 2 hours ago

He reminds you every so often that he was a very talented #1 pick.

美國球迷：他就是偶爾提醒你一下，他當年可是個天賦異稟的狀元秀。

[–]Raptorsshangalang69 108 points 2 hours ago

Yeah but all he did was catch open lobs all game because we don't have a player over 6'8

猛龍球迷：是啊，但他整場比賽也就只是在接空位吃餅，因為我們要命的連個超過6尺8（約2米03）的人都沒有。

[–]PartyBusRuss 103 points an hour ago

Mamukelashvili is 6'9"

球迷：馬穆克拉什維利有6尺9（約2米06）呢。

[–]Ayjel89 67 points an hour ago

Gottem

球迷：對頭。

[–]Spurszebrainatux 203 points 2 hours ago

The Raptors really have struggled with bigs this year

馬刺球迷：猛龍今年打內線是真的費勁。

[–]RaptorsmMounirM 188 points 2 hours ago

yeah cause we literally don't have a center lol

猛龍球迷：是啊，因為我們真就沒有中鋒啊哈哈。

[–]magic_spam 63 points 2 hours ago

Yo what you got for Nick Richards trust me bro he’s good

球迷：尼克·理查茲你們要不要？信我兄弟，他很好用的。

[–]RaptorsWeBelieveIn4 33 points 2 hours ago

It’s getting to the point where we’re gonna field three kids in a trenchcoat

猛龍球迷：再這樣下去，我們要派三個小孩疊羅漢穿風衣上場打球了。

[–]LakersEruOreki 75 points 2 hours ago

Someone out there is celebrating in his shower

湖人球迷：某人現在正躲在淋浴間里慶祝呢。（注：艾頓以前的梗）

[–]SunsSarcasticlySpeaking 35 points 2 hours ago

This just means 6 more weeks of mediocre DominAyton.

太陽球迷：這意味著接下來6周我們又要看到平庸的“統治頓”了。

[–]AffectionateDark9270 77 points 2 hours ago

I mean no starting center so he should lol

球迷：對面沒有首發中鋒，他本來就該打成這樣。

[–]Raptorssmoothsoul23 36 points 2 hours ago

What playing against a team with no real centers does

猛龍球迷：這就是打一支沒有正經中鋒的球隊的效果。

[–][LAL] Brandon Ingrammeengine 119 points 2 hours ago

Ain’t nobody gonna slander my boy Ayton, his mother cooks for us and your mothers never done shit. Fuck y’all.

湖人球迷：誰也不許黑我家艾頓，他媽媽給我們做飯吃，你們的媽媽啥也沒干過。都滾蛋。

[–]LakersRepulsive-Throat5068 58 points 2 hours ago

What’s the excuse for your wings having mid games against our defensive juggernauts then lmao

湖人球迷：那你們的側翼面對我們這支“防守大隊”也打得不溫不火，這又有啥借口？笑死。

來源：Reddit

編譯：Aaron