[賽后帖]??勇士送爵士3連敗? 庫里第三節20分? 追夢遭驅逐? 馬卡空砍35+6

雙方數據?

勇士（19-17）：庫里31分2板5助、波斯特15分5板2助、巴特勒15分3板7助3斷、梅爾頓13分7板2助2斷、佩頓10分9板2助、戴維斯9分6板、格林8分3板2助、理查德8分2板、穆迪8分1板2助、波杰姆斯基6分6板8助、桑托斯1板2助?

爵士（12-22）：馬爾卡寧35分6板1助、喬治22分1板9助、森薩博12分2板2助2斷、米哈伊柳克10分3板2助、科利爾8分5板7助3斷、克萊頓8分3板2助、菲利波夫斯基7分1板1助2帽、威廉姆斯6分3板、樂福5分11板5助、亨德里克斯1分2板3助

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投射依舊獨一檔！庫里剛過中線直接扔出超遠三分球? 單節已經18分

[–]Grizzliesedeyhookshots 2813 points 7 hours ago

I like how even he looks tired of this shit by now.

灰熊球迷：我喜歡他現在看起來甚至都對自己這操作感到厭倦的樣子。?

[–]DaddyDadB0d 752 points 6 hours ago

“Im just too good smh.” energy

球迷：“哥強到讓自己都無語搖頭了”的氣質。?

[–]WarriorsYungGainer 495 points 6 hours ago

More like "I gotta keep doing ts at 37 to get past the 12-22 Jazz ??" energy

勇士球迷：更像是“我都37了還得這么干，才能贏下12勝22負的爵士??”的那種感覺。?

[–][BOS] Larry BirdCowboyLaw 204 points 6 hours ago

The thing we’ll have a hard time explaining to future generations is that we EXPECTED him to hit those shots. When most players chuck it from near the half-court, opposing fans go “hell yeah!” When Curry does it, opposing fans go “ah fuck.”

凱爾特人球迷：我們以后很難向下一代解釋的是，我們“期待”他投進那些球。當大多數球員在接近中場附近瞎扔時，對手球迷會喊“好耶！”。但當庫里這么干時，對手球迷只會罵“我靠”。?

[–]Cavaliersftp67 127 points 6 hours ago

That’s how I felt with MyPlayer in 2k11. Oh good another step back three after a crossover anddddd fifth Blazers championship in the bag.

騎士球迷：這就是我在2K11里用自創球員的感覺。哦，好，又一個變向接后撤步三分，然后……開拓者第五個冠軍到手了。

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[–]coldtrashpanda 89 points 6 hours ago

U know it’s a fictional video game plotline because the blazers won something.

球迷：你知道這是虛構的游戲劇情，因為開拓者居然贏了。?

[–]Kings_FrankTaylor 1191 points 7 hours ago

I’ll just make it from wherever fuck it and fuck you

國王球迷：老子在哪兒都能進，去他M的，也去你的。?

[–]1098duc_w_the_termi 175 points 5 hours ago

I mean either that or you give it to one of your stamkass teammates. I’d take the same bet, Steph from the logo > anybody else from anywhere lmao

球迷：意思是，要么這么干，要么把球傳給你那群臭烘烘的隊友。我也會做同樣的選擇，相信斯蒂芬的logo shot > 其他任何人在任何地方的投籃，笑死。?

[–]South SudanSniffy4 515 points 7 hours ago

that’s the kind of shot that gets a player immediately benched for missing 20 years ago, but we’ve all got used to it now.

南蘇丹球迷：這種球要是放在20年前，投丟了立馬就得被摁在板凳上，但現在我們都習慣了。?

[–]Knicksyrogerg123 303 points 6 hours ago

Curry is so good at hitting them that worse shooters no longer get benched for missing them.

尼克斯球迷：庫里投這種球太強了，以至于更差的射手們投丟這種球也不再會被換下了。?

[–]rocksaltandroll 142 points 6 hours ago

Curry is just so good that people are willing to give a little bit of a leash for the chance that somebody might even get close to what he is.

球迷：庫里就是強到讓人們愿意給（超遠投籃）一點容忍度，就為了期待有誰能稍微接近他的水準。

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[–]76ersxychosis 295 points 7 hours ago

Steph crossed the half-court line and was in range lmfao, I can’t believe he’s in his late 30s, makes me sad.

76人球迷：斯蒂芬一過中場線就在射程里了，笑死，真不敢相信他都快40了，讓我有點難過。?

[–]ZelezopecnikovKoren 82 points 5 hours ago

saw the defender go under the screen, “nope”, BANG

球迷：看見防守人繞過了掩護，“想得美”，BANG！（球進）?

[–]Envelope_Torture 816 points 7 hours ago

Keyonte George needs to watch some more rdcworld.

球迷：基昂特·喬治真該多看看RDCWorld的視頻了。

注：RDCWorld是一個喜劇團體，常制作關于籃球的幽默視頻，此處可能暗指喬治需要從喜劇中學習如何應對庫里?

[–][SAS] Tim DuncanEleventyFourteen 324 points 7 hours ago

Lmao the “got yo ass” is exactly what came to mind when I saw him pull up.

馬刺球迷：笑死，我看到他拔起時，腦子里出現的正是那句“輕松拿捏你”。?

[–]NotAnurag 255 points 6 hours ago

“Nothing I can do coach. I’ve been guarding him since he woke up”

球迷：“教練，我啥也做不了啊。從他睡醒我就開始防他了。”?

[–]AmbivalentAlias 514 points 7 hours ago

And this was in the midst of a patented Curry Flurry? ??????

球迷：而且這還是在他標志性的“庫里式三分暴雨??”期間。???????

[–]Warriorshellmath 124 points 6 hours ago

That swish sound is so satisfying.

勇士球迷：那空心刷網的聲音太悅耳了。?

[–]76ersthe-big-dingo 631 points 7 hours ago

When him, KD and LeBron retire it’s going to be so sad man.

76人球迷：等他、KD和勒布朗都退役的時候，那得多讓人傷心啊，伙計。?

[–]SunsSarcasticlySpeaking 110 points 7 hours ago

Curry’s only hit 6 3’s tonight, dude is so washed.

太陽球迷：庫里今晚才進了6個三分，這家伙真是老了。

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[–]ChexAndBalancez 366 points 7 hours ago

They are so much better when Draymond is in the locker room.

球迷：當追夢在更衣室的時候，他們可強太多了。?

[–]Nunc_Coepi17 183 points 7 hours ago

It’s the same thing happened against the Suns, Draymond got ejected and the Warriors made a comeback to win the game lol.

球迷：和對太陽時發生的一樣，追夢被驅逐，然后勇士完成逆轉贏了比賽，笑死。?

[–]WarriorsAkipella 99 points 7 hours ago

Average Steph made field goal be like.

勇士球迷：斯蒂芬一次普通的運動戰進球就是這樣子的。?

[–]NetsKingTechnical48 105 points 7 hours ago

The entire team is healthy all of a sudden when they’re up against the Jazz?

籃網球迷：怎么一打爵士，他們全隊就突然都健康了？?

[–]gridironk 173 points 7 hours ago

Warriors +24 without Draymondo on the court.

球迷：沒有“追夢多”（隆多梗）在場上，勇士+24。

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[–][OKC] Nick Collisonsafetycommittee 54 points 6 hours ago*

He didn’t play last night so he’d be rested up for a first half ejection.

雷霆球迷：他昨晚沒打，就是為了養精蓄銳好在今天上半場被驅逐。?

[–][GSW] Stephen Currysergechewbacca 121 points 7 hours ago

Draymond better be gone 15th midnight lmao, we play so much better without him.

勇士球迷：追夢最好在1月15號半夜就走人，哈哈，沒他我們打得好多了。?

[–]WarriorsSon-Of-Serpentine 58 points 6 hours ago*

His overnight decline is pretty apparent. I would almost be willing to give him the benefit of the doubt if he didnt look so out of shape. Complete black hole on offense, and when Curry gets doubled they have 3 offensive players basically.

勇士球迷：他（追夢）一夜之間的下滑太明顯了。如果他看起來不是那么身材走樣，我可能還愿意往好處想。現在進攻端完全是個黑洞，而且當庫里被包夾時，他們（場上）基本上只有三個進攻球員。?

[–]San Francisco Warriorsnghiaaaaa 73 points 7 hours ago

Kuminga/Draymond for AD seems really tempting right about now.

舊金山勇士球迷：用庫明加、追夢去換濃眉，現在看起來真的很誘人啊。?

[–]SockVonPuppet 33 points 7 hours ago

Go all in and grab up Giannis if you are gonna take on that kind of salary.

球迷：如果你要承擔那種級別的薪水，那就梭哈去搞來字母哥。?

來源：Reddit

編譯：Aaron