[賽后帖]湖人135-118擊沉快船取5連勝&晉級NBA杯淘汰賽

雙方數據：

湖人（13-4）：東契奇43分9板13助、里夫斯31分9板3助3斷、詹姆斯25分6板6助、八村塁13分3板、海斯8分4板3助、斯瑪特7分3板3助、拉拉維亞4分1板、克萊伯2分3板、蒂米2分、布朗尼1助

快船（5-13）：哈登29分5板9助2斷、萊昂納德19分5板3助、鄧恩19分3助、科林斯18分5板1助、祖巴茨10分10板4助2帽、桑德斯6分1板1助、巴圖姆6分1板2斷、布朗6分2助、保羅4分1板1助、克里斯蒂1分1板

[–]LakersS_h_u_n 1880 points 4 hours ago

"when lebron comes back he gonna take away from Luka and ar game"

Luka 40 points

AR 30 points

Bron 25 points

I guess that was a lie

湖人球迷：

“等勒布朗回來，他會搶走盧卡和里夫斯的球權”

盧卡 43分

里夫斯 31分

老詹 25分

真是純扯蛋呀！

[–]Lakersbadadobo 1066 points 4 hours ago

Anyone who thought bron was gonna ruin chemistry either doesnt watch games or is a straight up hater.

湖人球迷：任何認為老詹會破壞化學反應的人，要么不看球，要么就是純粹的黑。

[–]ThunderRFFF1996 510 points 4 hours ago

There is a whole ass cottage industry and internet culture of lebron hating lmao

雷霆球迷：黑勒布朗簡直成了一門產業和網絡文化了，笑死。

[–]SpursRewdyroo 162 points 4 hours ago

For real on a post I saw earlier that was talking about how much luka scored in the first quarter some bum randomly felt the need to bring up that Bron had a -8 plus minus. Like who gives a fuck it's the first quarter and it wasn't even about Bron.

馬刺球迷：真的，我之前看個帖子討論盧卡首節得分，有個菜雞莫名其妙非要提一句老詹正負值是-8。誰在乎啊，這才第一節，而且壓根不關老詹的事。

[–]LakersRemyGee 124 points 4 hours ago

Using +- with a sample size of only one quarter to evaluate a player’s performance is wild ??

湖人球迷：用僅僅一節比賽的正負值樣本去評價一個球員的表現，也太讓人無語了吧??

[–]RaptorsMaximumestBob[S] 934 points 4 hours ago

we also narrowly missed a Lebron 27/7/7 with him having 25/6/6

猛龍球迷：我們還差點就能看到老詹的27+7+7經典數據了，他今天拿了25+6+6。

[–][SAC] Mike BibbyBanUrzasTower 363 points 4 hours ago

It's never going to happen Q_Q

國王球迷：這輩子怕是見不到了 Q_Q

[–]RaptorsMaximumestBob[S] 405 points 4 hours ago

he'll be at 27/7/7 in the very last game of his career, time winding down as he dribbles the clock out seconds winding down

then he'll pull a LeFuckyou at the logo, make it, and retire

猛龍球迷：他會在他職業生涯最后一場比賽拿到27+7+7，時間走完，他運球耗盡最后幾秒。然后他會在Logo處來個“我勒個去”三分，球進，退役。

[–][WAS] Kelly OubreGriffinQ 220 points 4 hours ago

He was at it a few years ago with very little time left to go in the game and then buried a 3 (maybe to beat the buzzer?) to finish with 30/7/7.

Dude knows exactly what he’s doing lmao - two decades of edging us.

奇才球迷：他幾年前就這么干過，比賽沒剩多少時間，然后他扔進個三分（可能是壓哨？），最終數據定格在30+7+7。這家伙絕對知道自己在干嘛，笑死——二十年了就這么吊著我們。

[–]Rocketsbigtice 456 points 4 hours ago

Lakers leveled up playing without Luka or Lebron.

Reaves further honed his ability to score and create on his own.

Then Luka came back and resumed his role at the top of the food chain, but now they're that much more versatile.

Then LeBron returns and just "fits in" by adding another playmaker that can score.

When you're getting 99 from the three headed monster, there's not much the opponent can do.

火箭球迷：湖人在沒有盧卡或勒布朗的情況下完成了升級。里夫斯進一步磨練了自主得分和創造能力。然后盧卡回歸，重拾食物鏈頂端的角色，但現在他們變得更多才多藝了。接著勒布朗歸來，只是“融入”進來，增加了一個能得分的組織點。當你的三頭怪合砍99分時，對手真的無能為力。

[–]NBAoat38 173 points 4 hours ago

Yeah they can actually maintain a lead when Luka goes to the bench

球迷：是啊，當盧卡下場休息時，他們居然能維持住領先優勢了。

[–]NBAClemenx00 152 points 4 hours ago

Luka getting his near 40 is normal but AR being able to have a quiet 30pt game is a game changer. I believe in this Lakers team

球迷：盧卡拿將近40分是常規操作，但里夫斯能不經意間砍下30分才是改變戰局的。我相信這支湖人。

[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 602 points 4 hours ago

Kawhi tied for the worst +- in the game. He is -57 for the season.

快船球迷：小卡正負值全場最低。他本賽季累計正負值已經是-57了。

[–]LakersEverybodyBuddy 430 points 4 hours ago

Cause now he's only getting paid his standard salary.

湖人球迷：因為現在他只領基本工資了（所以不出力了）。

注：諷刺快船給萊昂納德的違法代言合同被調查。

[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 94 points 4 hours ago

He needs to go.

快船球迷：他該走了。

[–]Lakersheshouldgo 1476 points 4 hours ago

STREETLIGHTS OVER SPOTLIGHTS ?????

湖人球迷：街燈之光，勝過高光！????? (注：嘲諷快船新球場街燈故障，以及他們總活在湖人陰影下)

[–]LakersTheWestRemembers 697 points 4 hours ago

ASPIRATION OVER CAP REGULATION

湖人球迷：雄心壯志，超越工資帽限制！(注：嘲諷快船為避稅而組建陣容)

[–]Lakersgrxccccandice 376 points 4 hours ago

CAP CIRCUMVENTION OVER CONTENTION

湖人球迷：規避工資帽，勝過爭冠實力！

[–]LakersLovetheNBA23 277 points 4 hours ago

PLANTING TREES OVER HEALTHY KNEES

湖人球迷：植樹造林，好過健康的膝蓋！(注：嘲諷萊昂納德常輪休以及快船母公司贊助的社區植樹項目來暗地多給他錢)

[–]Lakersswords_devil 230 points 4 hours ago

DRIVEN OVER GIVEN

湖人球迷：自己爭取，勝過別人施舍！

[–]LakersONIROTCIV 103 points 4 hours ago

LA OUR WAY

湖人球迷：洛杉磯，玩的就是西海岸！

[–]Lakersxuedad 93 points 4 hours ago

Especially funny when we all found out how they gave their superstar a 50m endorsement for planting trees lmao. Hypocritical.

湖人球迷：最搞笑的是，我們發現他們居然用5000萬代言費讓他們的巨星去植樹，笑死。真是虛偽。

[–]LakersJayQuips 825 points 4 hours ago*

This Clippers team is so weird I feel like there’s a good basketball team somewhere in there but something is off (besides the age)

Edit: maybe good was too strong of a word lol but at least a .500 team

湖人球迷：這支快船太奇怪了，我感覺他們骨子里是支好球隊，但就是哪兒不對勁（除了年齡）。

編輯：可能“好”這個詞用重了，哈哈，但至少是支五成勝率的隊伍吧。

[–]WarriorsJec1027 333 points 4 hours ago

Zubac regressed and defense as a whole is garbage also kawahi coming off injury

勇士球迷：祖巴茨退步了，整體防守也是垃圾，而且小卡剛傷愈復出。

[–]Knickszebrainatux 251 points 4 hours ago

Zach Lowe pointed out on his show if a team goes in transition against them, it’s over

尼克斯球迷：扎克-洛維在節目里說了，只要有隊打他們快攻，他們就崩了。

[–]WestMeMeRevieweR_23 172 points 4 hours ago

the play where the lakers are milking the clock on the inbounds and for some reason zubac comes to the back court to force luka to pick up the ball only to get beat by a 50 foot pass for a layup was truly the worst defensive possession of the game. Even luka was looking at the clipper bench like wtf

球迷：最爛的防守回合是，湖人發界外球耗時間，結果祖巴茨莫名其妙跑到后場逼盧卡接球，然后就被一記15米的長傳打穿輕松上籃。連盧卡當時都看著快船替補席，一臉王德發。

[–]ClippersTheRealBrownPudding 469 points 4 hours ago

Clippers are a joke franchise. Pulled Kawhi with 4 min left in the 4th quarter as if they have the wins to let him rest.

This team is fucking 12th in the west man how can you afford to do that, shitty ass brainless fucks

快船球迷：快船就是個笑話。第四節還剩4分鐘就把小卡換下，好像他們勝券在握似的。這破隊現在TM的西部第12名啊，你怎么敢的？一群沒腦子的SB。

[–]Lakersbdonballer 101 points 4 hours ago

Kawhi will forever be the face of load management

湖人球迷：小卡永遠是負荷管理的代言人。

[–]WarriorsAkipella 188 points 4 hours ago

Imagine telling people 7-8 years ago a team with a big 3 of James Harden, Kawhi Leonard and Chris Paul would be 5-13 lol

勇士球迷：想象一下，七八年前告訴別人，一支擁有哈登、萊昂納德和保羅的三巨頭球隊，戰績會是5勝13負，哈哈。

[–]United StatesJarxzz 307 points 4 hours ago

Would be pretty believable considering their ages

球迷：考慮到他們的年齡，這還挺可信的。

[–]Cavalierscrazyman3642 685 points 4 hours ago

Boi I really hope Luka drops 70 in Dallas on Friday.

騎士球迷：兄弟，我真希望盧卡周五在達拉斯能砍70分。

[–]MavericksBackupAcct6969420 429 points 4 hours ago

Nobody is hoping for that more than Mavs fans themselves.

獨行俠球迷：沒人比獨行俠球迷自己更希望如此了。

[–]Bulls TakwagonT_Hag 177 points 4 hours ago

Someone save Harden man. There are like 5 teams that need a PG desperately just do it guys.

公牛球迷：誰來救救哈登吧。大概有5支球隊急需控衛，趕緊行動啊，兄弟們。

[–]No-Alternative2897 226 points 4 hours ago

Lakers just look different without Ayton. Not only is the defense bad, you know they are missing their lob target whenever Maxi is out there.

He really gives them that vertical space and another option for their playmaking trio.

球迷：沒有艾頓，湖人看起來就是不一樣。不僅是防守差了，他們還少了空接目標。艾頓真的為他們提供了縱向空間，給了組織三人組另一個選擇。

[–]Lakersmarkjay6 122 points 4 hours ago

Ayton's been great but Jaxson looked pretty good today.

湖人球迷：艾頓一直很出色，但今天賈克森-海斯看起來也挺不錯。

[–]FinalFrash 146 points 4 hours ago

Still a bit strange to see LeBron be the Bruce Wayne to Luka's Terry McGinnis

球迷：看到勒布朗扮演布魯斯-韋恩（蝙蝠俠），而盧卡扮演特里-麥金尼斯（未來蝙蝠俠），還是感覺有點怪怪的。

注：動畫《蝙蝠俠Beyond》梗，指老將帶新人。

[–]LakersPalifaith 344 points 5 hours ago

Despite our record and the Mavs poor start I still think we lost the trade. Imagine if we kept Zubach instead of getting freaking Mike Muskala.

湖人球迷：先不管我們戰績不錯而獨行俠開局糟糕，我仍覺得我們那筆交易虧了。想想看，如果我們留下祖巴茨，而不是換來該死的穆斯卡拉。

[–]LakersWakiLover 95 points 4 hours ago

If you want copium I'll share mine:

iirc had no cap room for Zubac anyways at the end of year

Javale was throwing a bit of a hissy fit loosing his minutes to Zubac

No Zubac trade means maybe Javale doesn't come back

Javale fit the team's defensive identity on defense and athleticism in 19-20, leading to a chip

Worst of all, it means no bubble vlogs

湖人球迷：如果你想吸點“安慰劑”，我可以分享我的：

沒記錯的話，那年年底我們反正也沒有薪金空間留祖巴茨了。

麥基當時因為上場時間被祖巴茨擠掉而有點鬧情緒。

不交易祖巴茨，可能麥基就不會回來。

麥基符合2019-20賽季球隊的防守特質和運動能力，最終幫助我們奪冠。

最糟的是，那就沒有園區冠軍了。

[–]Han50lo 369 points 4 hours ago

gabe vincent put up a 0/0/0/0/0 statline with a foul and a turnover and still managed to be +17

球迷：文森特交出0分0板0助0斷0帽，外加1犯規1失誤的數據單，結果正負值居然是+17。

[–]Lakersmarkjay6 61 points 4 hours ago

Player of the game! :-)

湖人球迷：本場最佳球員！:-)

來源：Reddit

編譯：Aaron