[賽后帖]湖人108-106拒逆轉再勝爵士升至西部第2

球員數據：

湖人（12-4）：東契奇33分11板8助3斷、里夫斯22分10板4助、詹姆斯17分6板8助、八村塁13分6板、斯瑪特6分、海斯5分4板1助、拉拉維亞5分1板2助、文森特3分1板、艾頓2分3板、克萊伯2分3板

爵士（5-11）：喬治27分5板8助、馬爾卡寧20分7板2助、米哈伊柳克12分2板5助、努爾基奇11分10板2助2斷、貝利10分5板3助、科利爾10分1板3助、森薩博5分3板、樂福4分9板2助、菲利波夫斯基4分3板2助、亨德里克斯3分

東契奇給詹姆斯傳暴扣

[–] varietyman13 593 points 5 hours ago

Bron with his trademark “ah I’m hurt and need to slowly go down the court… ope time to get a dunk”

lol this laker team is hilarious

球迷：勒布朗上演招牌動作——“哎喲~我受傷了，得慢慢溜達過半場……哎呀！機會來了，搞個暴扣”！哈哈哈，這支湖人隊真搞笑。

[–]Lakers disterb 135 points 4 hours ago

LOL! "look, guys, take it easy on me. i'm OLD and kinda' HURT." -lebron, probably-

湖人球迷：笑死！“各位，下手輕點。我老了，還有點傷。”——勒布朗，可能。

[–] Slovenia levilev 175 points 5 hours ago

Lol is this Crypto arena

斯洛文尼亞球迷：笑死，這是加密貨幣球館嗎？（指主場像客場）

[–] Popeyes_69 370 points 5 hours ago

Lebrons a cherry picking mf ??. Saw that coming from a mile away he was waiting on that

球迷：勒布朗真是個偷下快攻的老六??。我老遠就看出他在那兒等著了。

[–]Warriors scrambled_cable 89 points 4 hours ago

Bron’s a genetic freak, man. I remember the time Andre Iguodala missed some time because he dunked in a game and had back soreness I think.

勇士球迷：勒布朗真是個基因怪物。我記得安德烈-伊戈達拉曾因比賽中扣籃導致背部酸痛休戰過。

[–] Supersonics japooo 236 points 5 hours ago

the power of that dunk at age 40 is crazy.

超音速球迷：40歲了還有這扣籃力量，太瘋狂了。

[–] Diijkstra 99x 95 points 4 hours ago

Man, I'm gonna miss Lebron destroying the ring. the most satisfying Dunk to watch

球迷：兄弟，我會想念勒布朗摧毀籃筐的。他的扣籃是看起來最爽的。

GIF-東契奇連續高光！穿襠樂福迸助飛海斯暴扣

[–] DontFollowMyAdvices 2771 points 6 hours ago

ELDER ABUSE

球迷：虐待老人啊！

[–]Lakers BigBallerBryant 587 points 6 hours ago

the future is now, old man

湖人球迷：未來已來，老登。

[–]Spurs ArmiinTamzarian 240 points 6 hours ago

This season feels like the league is constantly reminding Love how washed up he is

馬刺球迷：這賽季感覺聯盟在不停地提醒樂福他有多過氣。

[–] ProfessorPetrus 135 points 6 hours ago

I love Love. Everytime I see him now i'm like do your thing! Then he doesn't rebound well or nail his 3's or make crazy outlet passes to bron :(

球迷：我愛樂福。但現在每次看到他我都想喊“拿出你本事來！”，然后他籃板也搶不好，三分也投不進，也給不了勒布朗那種縱貫全場的長傳 :(

[–]Lakers aquadroid 936 points 6 hours ago

Disgusting

湖人球迷：太殘暴了。

[–]Lakers magmaknuckles 262 points 6 hours ago

Nico Harrison to Luka's diet

湖人球迷：尼科-哈里森（前獨行俠GM）該管管東契奇的飲食了。

[–]Cavaliers spacefish420 655 points 6 hours ago

Nah fuck this man. Dope highlight but this is gonna be K Loves “damn I need to retire” moment. I don’t wanna see him go out like this??

騎士球迷：淦！真受不了。這動作是真牛逼，但這會成為樂福“媽的！是時候退役了”的時刻。我不想看他這樣收場啊??

[–]Cavaliers jaman715 162 points 5 hours ago

Yeah that Blake Griffin clip talking about Mobley came to mind

騎士球迷：是啊，讓我想起布雷克-格里芬說（跟不上）莫布里（想到要退役）的那個片段了。

[–]Lakers alex_zz9 1032 points 6 hours ago

That was nasty

湖人球迷：這球真騷了。

[–] joe4553 346 points 6 hours ago

Don't see enough nutmegs in basketball.

球迷：籃球場的上穿襠球，百看不厭！

[–]Minneapolis Lakers CtrlAltDelightfull 910 points 6 hours ago

He's insane lmao

湖人球迷：他真牛逼呀，笑死。

[–]Heat JigglesTheBiggles 529 points 6 hours ago

I tried this in pick up once and I threw it right at a dude’s balls.

熱火球迷：我有次野球場試過這招，結果球直接砸人蛋上了。

[–] pitcherintherye77 188 points 5 hours ago

“ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!??”

球迷：“你他媽心里沒愧嗎！？！”

[–] Gran Destino Jonesbro 69 points 5 hours ago

Reminds me of the time I hit a 3 and went to do melos 3 to the dome but also wanted to clap so I smacked myself in the face in front of everyone on the sideline

球迷：讓我想起有次我投進三分想學甜瓜爆頭慶祝，同時又想鼓掌，結果在邊線所有人面前扇了自己一耳光。

[–]Timberwolves ThatHotAsian 385 points 6 hours ago

TIL K Love is still in the league and playing

森林狼球迷：今天才知道樂福還在聯盟打球。

[–] KimJongPotato 218 points 5 hours ago

He will name this moment on a future podcast as the moment he realized he should retire.

球迷：他以后上播客時，會把這一刻列為他意識到自己該退役的時刻。

[–]Lakers madvisuals 243 points 6 hours ago

Love gonna be on Bron/Nash podcast by next week talking bout it's time

湖人球迷：樂福下周就要上勒布朗/納什的播客聊“是時候了”。

[–]Lakers YouKilledKenny12 284 points 6 hours ago

Bro what the what? That was awesome!

湖人球迷：兄弟，這啥啊？太牛逼了！

[–] PriceNext746 148 points 5 hours ago

Too bad he’s kinda chubby and doesn’t play defense. Good luck trying to make a team with that guy on your roster, Lakers. /s

球迷：可惜他（東契奇）有點胖還不防守。祝你們湖人隊里有這么個家伙還能組建好球隊。/狗頭保命

[–]Heat OracleofFl 108 points 6 hours ago*

When Kevin was on the Heat, he saw very little time and was really like a player/coach signed at veteran's minimum to mentor and coach Kel'el Ware to be a big like him that can also shoot the 3. He moved to Miami, his wife just had a baby, last season saw very little time and had one year to go on his contract and he ends up being traded and now has to play! This was supposed to be a retirement contract!

Last season he only saw time in 23 games. This year he has played some minutes in nearly every game! Turns out that he was pivotal in a trade because the Jazz decided that they wanted him.

熱火球迷：樂福在熱火時上場時間很少，更像一份底薪簽下的球員兼教練，用來指導克雷爾·韋爾他那樣能投三分的大個子。他舉家搬到邁阿密，妻子剛生娃，上賽季沒怎么打，合同還剩一年，本以為是份養老合同！結果被交易了，現在還得上場打球！上賽季他只打了23場。這賽季幾乎每場都打了一些時間！原來他在交易中很關鍵，因為爵士決定要他。

[–] Matzeeh 469 points 6 hours ago

Luka is by far the most fun player to watch. Dude just loves hooping and will go for anything.

球迷：東契奇是迄今為止最有觀賞性的球員。這家伙就是愛打球，什么動作都敢嘗試。

[–] Dependent-Effect6077 214 points 6 hours ago*

It's kind of funny how out of the MVP candidates he's on the complete opposite end of the spectrum from Jokic and SGA in terms of how much high risk/high reward plays he's willing to try lol. Luka will show up to this random November game against the Jazz and start off by taking 10 shots in the 1st quarter and throwing crazy passes. Jokic and SGA will take over when needed but they're definitely more efficiency-first as a baseline I think both would easily rather get 28 on 10/18 shooting than 40 on 14/28 shooting

球迷：有意思的是，在MVP候選人里，在嘗試高風險/高回報打法方面，他和約基奇、SGA完全處于光譜的兩端。東契奇會在這場普通的11月對爵士的比賽中，首節就出手10次外加傳出各種瘋狂傳球。約基奇和SGA會在需要時接管，但他們底線肯定是效率優先，我覺得他倆都寧愿輕松18中10得28分，而不是28中14得40分。

[–] Goerj 114 points 6 hours ago

Those people who only look at numbers will never understand Luka's TOV and why its so high. He's so unafraid to take so many these high risk plays. I guess Luka genuinely just doesn't care about his numbers and just enjoys balling.

球迷：那些只看數據的人永遠不會理解東契奇的失誤數為什么那么高。他根本不怕嘗試這么多高風險動作。我覺得東契奇是真不在乎數據，就是享受打球。

[–]Lakers heshouldgo 622 points 4 hours ago

Lakers were doing everything they could to lose this game jeez

湖人球迷：老天，湖人這場是變著法兒地想輸掉比賽啊。

[–]Warriors Bandwagon MichiganMitch108 184 points 4 hours ago

Woof, lakers big three going 4-24 from deep will do that.

勇士球迷：好家伙，湖人三巨頭三分球24中4，這表現不輸才怪。

[–]Mavericks Neither-Luck-9295 114 points 4 hours ago

With all the Luka highlights being posted, I though for sure this was a blowout win. But every fucking highlight the score was within 2 points.

獨行俠球迷：看到滿屏的東契奇集錦，我以為肯定是一場大勝。結果他媽每個精彩鏡頭回放時，分差都在2分以內。

[–]Lakers JeritoBurrito 443 points 4 hours ago

LeBron was being double teamed and not a single Laker on the court was moving in a 4 point game. This team frustrates the hell out of me with zero urgency.

湖人球迷：在只差4分的比賽里，勒布朗被雙人包夾，場上其他湖人球員沒一個在跑動。這球隊一點緊迫感都沒有，真他媽讓人火大。

[–]Lakers IMadeThisOn6-28-2015 153 points 4 hours ago

I hate Laker fans so much. Everyone in the damn sub is saying "Bron is ass", "Why the hell did Bron shoot it there"??

Because our team is fucking stupid in the clutch. Bron is being double teamed and can't force it out without risking a turnover and none of our players are taking advantage of the double and trying to get an open look, of course he has to shoot it.

湖人球迷：我太討厭某些湖人球迷了。論壇里全在說“勒布朗真菜”“他媽的勒布朗為啥在那兒投？？”

因為我們的球隊在關鍵時刻蠢得像豬！勒布朗被包夾，硬傳可能失誤，而我們的球員沒一個去利用包夾跑出空位，他當然只能自己投。

[–]Mavericks pilfecapskcab 204 points 4 hours ago

Shoutout Maxi man

獨行俠球迷：給馬克西-克萊伯點贊！

[–]Minneapolis Lakers CtrlAltDelightfull 87 points 4 hours ago

Unc still got it

湖人球迷：寶刀未老啊。

[–]Lakers onelastnoodle 256 points 4 hours ago

Holy, i thought we were going to choke ts

湖人球迷：我靠，我以為我們又要習慣性拉胯了。

[–]Lakers Pal__Pacino 121 points 4 hours ago

They lead the league in near chokes over the past 5 years for sure.

湖人球迷：過去五年，我們絕對是聯盟“險被翻盤”界的GOAT。

[–]Lakers SkoivanSchiem 192 points 4 hours ago

lakers did not deserve to win that one. we were saved by maxi freakin' kleber.

湖人球迷：湖人根本不配贏這場。我們是被馬克西-爆種-克萊伯救了。

[–]Lakers loyola-atherton 100 points 4 hours ago

Feels like long breaks might be worse than back to backs for our guys lmao. They came out like they went to some Mormon orgy last night, fuck, no energy or intensity almost all game.

湖人球迷：感覺休息久了對我們的人來說可能比背靠背還糟。他們出場時就像昨晚參加了摩門教狂歡派對似的，他媽幾乎整場比賽都沒活力、沒強度。

來源：Reddit

編譯：Aaron