[賽后帖]??騎士大勝快船 米切爾 29+9 施羅德首秀 11+6 倫納德三節(jié) 25+7

雙方數(shù)據(jù)：

騎士（31-21）：米切爾29分5板9助4斷、泰森17分4板1助、施羅德11分2板6助3斷、梅里爾11分1板、阿倫10分11板3助2斷、布萊恩特8分8板2帽、南斯8分1板1助、波特7分2板2助2斷、埃利斯6分3板、普羅克特6分2助、韋德5分3板3助、湯姆林4分1板2助2斷2帽、埃納魯納2分2板1助

快船（23-27）：倫納德25分7板4助、科林斯19分7板、尼德豪澤10分8板2帽、布朗10分、瓊斯7分2板、米勒5分4板3助、洛佩斯5分2板1助、桑德斯4分2板2助、鄧恩2分3板6助、博格達(dá)諾維奇2分1板1助、克里斯蒂2分1板、華盛頓3助

[–]CavaliersSquidwardLover48 250 points 8 hours ago

I’m not joking when i say i dont think ive seen this team play with this much effort and intensity on both sides of the floor all season long

騎士球迷：我沒開玩笑，我覺得這賽季我還沒見過這支球隊(duì)在攻防兩端打出如此高強(qiáng)度的努力和表現(xiàn)。

[–]CavaliersMasterButterfly 146 points 8 hours ago

Dennis Schroeder is a fuckin' DAWG. There were a few possessions with him, Tomlin, Ellis on the floor where we gave that entire team like .5 inches of space. It was glorious.

騎士球迷：丹尼斯?施羅德真是條硬漢！ 有幾個(gè)回合他和湯姆林、埃利斯在場上時(shí)，我們防得對(duì)面只有 1.27 厘米的空隙。 那場面太壯觀了。

[–]CavaliersWalkingOnSunshine_ 43 points 8 hours ago

Suffocating defense all over the floor. Best I’ve seen them play this season

騎士球迷：令人窒息的全場防守。 這是我這賽季見過他們打得最好的一場。

[–]Prestigious-Flow-64 31 points 7 hours ago

schoeder's dawg/100 is underrated, and also i think the team is rejuvenated knowing harden is coming soon. i think the last few playoff exits were deflating to their spirit, but they feel like they have a chance to be a different and better team now. genuine confidence does wonders for a team's effort

球迷：施羅德的 “硬漢指數(shù) / 100 回合” 被低估了，而且我覺得球隊(duì)知道哈登快來了之后煥發(fā)了新生。 之前的幾次季后賽出局打擊了他們的士氣，但現(xiàn)在他們感覺自己有機(jī)會(huì)成為一支不同且更好的球隊(duì)。 真正的自信對(duì)球隊(duì)的努力程度有奇效。

[–][LAC] Pablo Prigionilolwtferic 189 points 8 hours ago

clippers lose the story so far

快船球迷：快船輸球 《目前的故事》（指漫畫）

[–]Hawksdat_boy_lurks 59 points 8 hours ago

He's a Clips fan from SD I believe. I'm not even a huge fan of the clips but everytime they lose he draws like the most beautiful shitpost about their mascot basically being a recovering drug addict. Their losing streak at the start of the season had so many morbid ones like him prepping rope to go tree swinging or day drinking. It's kind of endearing in a way and even when they go on a win streak the drawings are about him getting his life together

老鷹球迷：我相信他是個(gè)來自圣地亞哥的快船球迷。 雖然我也不是快船鐵粉，但每次他們輸球，這哥們畫的 “絕美” 惡搞漫畫都把他們的吉祥物描繪成一個(gè)正在康復(fù)的癮君子。 賽季初連敗的時(shí)候，畫風(fēng)都很陰暗，比如準(zhǔn)備上吊或者白天買醉。 這種風(fēng)格有點(diǎn)迷之討喜，即使他們連勝的時(shí)候，漫畫內(nèi)容也是關(guān)于吉祥物如何重拾生活信心的。

[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 44 points 8 hours ago

Lol you had this one ready to go. I love all of the details.

快船球迷：哈哈，你早就準(zhǔn)備好這圖了吧。 我超愛這些細(xì)節(jié)。

[–]CavaliersSolo_Wing__Pixy 35 points 8 hours ago

The one of him calmly self-immolating outside of the Intuit Dome is unbelievably good

騎士球迷：那張他在直覺巨蛋球館外平靜自焚的圖簡直神作。

[–]SpursPoonGo0n 29 points 8 hours ago

Kawhiser Permanente is so fucking stupid, I can’t stop laughing

馬刺球迷：“倫納德瑟?永久醫(yī)療中心（Kawhiser Permanente）” 這梗太蠢了，但我笑得停不下來。

[–]CavaliersGeneralJMan 147 points 8 hours ago

Schroder AND Keon Ellis for "Deandre Hunter" is a highway robbery. Shoutout to Kings FO!

騎士球迷：用 “德安德烈?亨特” 換來施羅德加上基恩?埃利斯簡直就是搶劫。 給國王管理層點(diǎn)贊！

[–][CLE] Cedi OsmanRileySmiley22 104 points 8 hours ago

Cleveland Cavaliers general manager Koby Altman proudly waited outside the visiting locker room after the final buzzer to give Donovan Mitchell and the players on his victorious new-look team an appreciative fist pound on Sunday afternoon. Injured forward Evan Mobley yelled out, “There you go! There you go.” Sharpshooter Sam Merrill gave a look of pleasant surprise. Guard Jaylon Tyson yelled out, “We got an [expletive] squad now.” And before Spida hit the locker room door, former NBA great Richard Jefferson hugged him and said, “Y’all look so different.”

騎士球迷：克利夫蘭騎士隊(duì)總經(jīng)理科比?奧爾特曼自豪地等在客隊(duì)更衣室外，在周日下午終場哨響后，給了多諾萬?米切爾和他這支煥然一新的勝利之師的球員們一個(gè)贊賞的拳頭碰擊。 受傷的前鋒埃文?莫布里大喊：“這就對(duì)了！這就對(duì)了。” 神射手薩姆?梅里爾露出了驚喜的表情。 后衛(wèi)杰倫?泰森大喊：“我們現(xiàn)在有一支 [屏蔽詞] 強(qiáng)隊(duì)了。” 在蜘蛛俠（米切爾）走進(jìn)更衣室大門之前，前 NBA 名宿理查德?杰弗森擁抱了他，說道：“你們看起來太不一樣了。”

[–]CavaliersDirectInvestigator66 63 points 8 hours ago

It’s pasta, from the LeBron Cavs

騎士球迷：這是老梗了，勒布朗騎士時(shí)期流傳下來的段子。

[–]CavaliersTheSmokedSalmon420 79 points 8 hours ago

Some of Donny’s moves tonight were just disgusting Maybe we really are in championship or bust mode - he’s really that good

騎士球迷：今晚米切爾的一些動(dòng)作簡直太惡心（褒義）了 也許我們真的處于 “不奪冠就解散” 的模式 —— 他真的有那么強(qiáng)

[–]CavaliersSquidwardLover48 47 points 8 hours ago

This motherfucker chained a spinmove into a shamgod wtf

騎士球迷：這混蛋竟然把轉(zhuǎn)身和山姆高德運(yùn)球連起來做，什么鬼！

[–]kingmapoon123 33 points 7 hours ago

He's got the most asthetically pleasing game in the league imo

球迷：在我看來，他的比賽風(fēng)格是全聯(lián)盟最具美感的。

[–]DenseSign5938 32 points 7 hours ago

He’s sorta like a slightly less skilled kyrie but with twice the explosiveness and athleticism.

球迷：他有點(diǎn)像技術(shù)稍遜一籌的歐文，但爆發(fā)力和運(yùn)動(dòng)能力是歐文的兩倍。

[–]Far_Display7308 75 points 8 hours ago

Clippers without Harden may give okc a crazy pick ngl

球迷：說實(shí)話，沒有哈登的快船可能會(huì)送給雷霆一個(gè)順位很瘋狂的選秀權(quán)。

[–]ClippersJimmy0034 30 points 8 hours ago

I think they could survive 9th/10th seed but if Zu gets traded, we are cooked.

快船球迷：我覺得他們能保住第 9 或第 10 的種子席位，但如果祖巴茨被交易，我們就徹底完了。

[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 71 points 8 hours ago

Clippers ball handling and playmaking depth was nonexistent when they had Harden. This game was what it looks like without Harden lol

快船球迷：即便有哈登的時(shí)候，快船的控球和組織深度也不存在。 這場比賽就是沒有哈登的樣子，哈哈。

[–]Cavaliersspacefish420 67 points 8 hours ago

Man I was really glad to see all those Garland cutouts in the crowd. He deserves a crowd that will embrace and love him like that

騎士球迷：天哪，真高興看到觀眾席上那么多加蘭的大頭牌。 他配得上這樣擁抱和熱愛他的觀眾。

[–]BlueMarkerIsGreat 55 points 8 hours ago

Is this gonna be the offense without Harden?

球迷：沒有哈登的進(jìn)攻以后就是這個(gè)鬼樣子了嗎？

[–][CLE] Zydrunas Ilgauskaswetniga 51 points 8 hours ago

Man seeing the Cavs all line up to say their final goodbyes and hugs to Garland and his family, DG wiping away his tears. Shit making me cry too ??

騎士球迷：看到騎士全隊(duì)跟加蘭和他的家人擁抱道別，加蘭德在擦眼淚。 這畫面讓我也看哭了??

[–]CavaliersWhiteBakerMayfield 49 points 8 hours ago

FO made a 4000 IQ play and traded for harden just for this game alone

騎士球迷：管理層這波操作智商高達(dá) 4000，交易來哈登就是為了這一場比賽。

[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 47 points 8 hours ago

Back to the bottom we go

快船球迷：我們要跌回谷底了。

[–]ayeno 40 points 8 hours ago

This game was roughly 36 minutes of garbage time.

球迷：這場比賽大概有 36 分鐘都是垃圾時(shí)間。

[–]CavaliersWhiteBakerMayfield 40 points 8 hours ago

Just a normal midseason matchup here. No big storylines tonight

騎士球迷：這只是一場普通的賽季中期對(duì)決。今晚沒什么大新聞。

[–]TZauch18Blake Griffin 34 points 8 hours ago

The winning streaks were fun. Time to go back to being bottom dwellers.

快船球迷：連勝是很爽。 現(xiàn)在是時(shí)候回去當(dāng)墊底魚腩了。

[–][CLE] Kyle Korvercalebkeith 30 points 8 hours ago

Honestly this game was the Hunter and Lonzo effect. Addition by subtraction

騎士球迷：老實(shí)說，這場比賽是亨特和朗佐效應(yīng)。 減法即加法。

[–]Tricky_Structure_504 29 points 8 hours ago

It’s the start of a new era, expect bumps along the way, sometimes huge bumps

球迷：這是一個(gè)新時(shí)代的開始，預(yù)料到會(huì)有坎坷，有時(shí)候是巨大的坎坷。

[–]RaptorsRenegadeforever2024 28 points 8 hours ago

Cavs are a threat

猛龍球迷：騎士是個(gè)威脅。

來源：Reddit

編譯：Aaron