[賽后帖]??烏度卡&申京被驅逐火箭慘敗綠軍！懷特28+7 杜蘭特復出15分

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凱爾特人（33-18）：懷特28分1板8助、普理查德27分3板7助、加爾扎19分6板2助2斷、謝爾曼15分10板4助、哈珀11分9板3助、科塔10分19板2助2斷5帽、沃爾什2分4板、岡薩雷斯2分3板、米諾特2板。

火箭（31-18）：杜蘭特15分5板1助2斷、申京13分9板3助2斷、史密斯13分4板3助、阿門11分4板4助、伊森10分4板1助、霍勒迪9分2板2助、謝潑德9分2板、卡佩拉4分5板、格林3分、戴維森2分1板2助、奧科吉2分1板、克勞福德2分1板2帽。

[–]CelticsRhodeIslandisFake 378 points 7 hours ago

The Rockets just got mopped by Derrick White, Payton Pritchard and the Maine Celtics

凱爾特人球迷：火箭剛剛被德里克·懷特、佩頓·普里查德和緬因凱爾特人隊（下屬發展聯盟球隊）按在地上摩擦。

[–]SpursDerrickWhiteMVP 49 points 7 hours ago

A lot of people are saying that Derrick White is the MVP.

馬刺球迷：很多人都在說德里克·懷特是MVP。

[–]CelticsEutaxySpy 312 points 7 hours ago

Mazzulla is just so much better than Ime Udoka as a coach, especially with Ime’s offense continuing to be atrocious. Blown out by basically a G-league team on the second night of a back to back

凱爾特人球迷：馬祖拉作為教練真的比艾米·烏度卡強太多了，尤其是烏度卡的進攻體系依然爛得一塌糊涂。 在背靠背的第二晚，被一支基本上算是G聯賽（發展聯盟）的球隊打爆了。

[–]CelticsiAmTheRealLange 277 points 7 hours ago

Ime Udoka cheating on Nia Long is the best thing to happen to the Celtics in the last 5 year. You know he's about to blame this loss entirely on the players too lol

凱爾特人球迷：艾米·烏度卡背著尼婭·朗偷情是過去5年凱爾特人發生過的最好的事。 你知道他肯定要把這場失利完全歸咎于球員，哈哈。

[–]Celticsgoofygoober2 77 points 7 hours ago

He was being treated like Phil Jackson after one finals run with a shoddy offense

凱爾特人球迷：僅僅靠著一次總決賽經歷和稀爛的進攻體系，他受到的待遇卻像菲爾·杰克遜一樣。

[–]Sweatytubesock 49 points 7 hours ago

Udoka is kind of a clown, tbh. He was when he was the Celtic coach, too.

球迷：說實話，烏度卡有點像個小丑。他在凱爾特人當教練的時候也是這樣。

[–]CelticsRandomBiped 181 points 7 hours ago

Queta heard they traded for another center and decided to turn into Ben Wallace

凱爾特人球迷：科塔聽說球隊交易來了一個新中鋒，立馬決定變身本·華萊士。

[–]Celticsjrlandry 79 points 7 hours ago

Queta better stay the starter, Vuc makes way more sense as a 6th man

凱爾特人球迷：科塔最好保住首發位置，武切維奇打第六人更合理。

[–]CelticsIm__Ron__Burgundy 171 points 7 hours ago

If Mazzulla isn’t coach of the year we riot

凱爾特人球迷：如果馬祖拉不是年度最佳教練，我們就暴動。

[–]CelticsThrowawayforme3123 81 points 7 hours ago

Joe really told Harper to go out and guard KD Held him to just 4-11, if he doesnt win coty it's a fake award

凱爾特人球迷：馬祖拉真的告訴哈珀去防守KD。 而且把他防得只有11投4中，如果他不拿年度最佳教練，這獎就是假的。

[–]CelticsIm__Ron__Burgundy 70 points 7 hours ago

The 11 players Boston played tonight make a COMBINED 2 million less this year than Durant alone.

凱爾特人球迷：波士頓今晚出場的11名球員今年的薪水加起來比杜蘭特一個人的還要少200萬。

[–]Imadeyoulook1 155 points 7 hours ago

Mazulla is the best coach in the game right now

球迷：馬祖拉是目前聯盟最好的教練。

[–]CelticsChickenWhiskers 95 points 7 hours ago

…..he won a championship in dominating fashion. What are we doing?

凱爾特人球迷：……他以統治級的表現贏得了一個總冠軍。我們在質疑什么？

[–]Celticsjiriwelsch44 72 points 7 hours ago

I personally need to see him never lose a playoff game again

凱爾特人球迷：我個人需要看到他再也不輸掉任何一場季后賽才信。

[–]CelticsTatumBrownWhite 47 points 7 hours ago

I don't think it's a homer take to say he's the best regular season coach in the league, but I do think we need to see a larger sample in the playoffs.

凱爾特人球迷：我不認為說他是聯盟最好的常規賽教練是主隊濾鏡，但我確實認為我們需要在季后賽看到更大的樣本量。

[–][LAL] Rui HachimuraKarrotMovies 144 points 7 hours ago

Imagine losing to the San Hauser-less Celtics

湖人球迷：想象一下輸給沒有山姆·豪澤的凱爾特人。

[–]Celticsformativebeers 148 points 7 hours ago

Sans Hauser

凱爾特人球迷：Sans Hauser（法語雙關：沒有豪瑟）。

[–]Celticsiritian 134 points 7 hours ago

Turns out we don't need the Jays

凱爾特人球迷：事實證明我們不需要雙探花。

[–]CelticsHeavenBeach777 96 points 7 hours ago

build around Ron Harper Jr

凱爾特人球迷：圍繞小羅恩·哈珀建隊吧。

[–]Celticsigonnawrecku_VGC 66 points 7 hours ago

And Luka “better than Doncic” Garza

凱爾特人球迷：還有盧卡·“比東契奇更強”·加爾扎。

[–]KnicksFallingcity22 125 points 7 hours ago

RON HARPER THE STARTING PG? WHAT ARE THE C’s Cooking lmao, I genuinely believe Joe is the best coach in the nba rn he’s so unorthodox

尼克斯球迷：小羅恩·哈珀首發控衛？凱爾特人在搞什么飛機哈哈哈，我真心覺得馬祖拉是現在NBA最好的教練，他太不按套路出牌了。

[–]CelticsJoJonesy 49 points 7 hours ago

idk why he's listed like that, Derrick is obviously the PG in that lineup, but still. we just beat the Rockets starting Derrick White and four guys who were benchwarmers last year

凱爾特人球迷：我不知道為什么名單上那樣列，那套陣容里德里克·懷特顯然才是控衛，但不管怎樣。 我們剛剛首發了德里克·懷特和四個去年的飲水機管理員，然后擊敗了火箭。

[–]CelticsDeepJunglePowerWild 124 points 7 hours ago

I truly do not understand this team. The starting lineup was basically a combo of last year and this years g league team + white. You go in second night of a back to back against a team on a 3 game win streak and 17-4 at home… and you go up 30 and get their coach and second best player ejected out of frustration. Unreal

凱爾特人球迷：我真的看不懂這支球隊。首發陣容基本上就是去年和今年的發展聯盟球隊混合體+懷特。 背靠背第二場去打一支三連勝且主場17勝4負的球隊……然后你贏了30分，還把對方教練和二當家打急眼被驅逐了。太不真實了。

[–]CelticsAway_Experience6922 62 points 7 hours ago

Mazzulla is that guy, no other explanation. I think the players are genuinely scared of him and play extra hard because of that

凱爾特人球迷：沒別的解釋，就是馬祖拉太牛了。 我覺得球員們是真心怕他，所以才這么拼命。

[–]Celticsthepeachgod 92 points 7 hours ago

Shoutout Sengun for holding up Turkish stereotypes and calling the female ref a bitch right next to the microphone

凱爾特人球迷：申京給土耳其人的刻板印象上大分，直接在麥克風旁邊罵那個女裁判是婊子。

[–]CelticsJoJonesy 85 points 7 hours ago

i love being someone else's trap game. no Jaylen, no Hauser, no Simons, no problem

凱爾特人球迷：我喜歡成為別人的“陷阱比賽”。沒有杰倫·布朗，沒有豪瑟，沒有西蒙斯，完全沒問題。

[–]CelticsGandalf_from_3 73 points 7 hours ago

The game plan was to have Baylor Scheierman guard Kevin Durant and it worked lol

凱爾特人球迷：比賽計劃是讓貝勒·謝爾曼防守凱文·杜蘭特，居然還奏效了哈哈哈。

[–]Public_Radio- 55 points 7 hours ago

Imagine getting clamped by an assistant principle

球迷：想象一下被一個副校長給防死了。

[–]MavericksNbaAllDAYger 67 points 7 hours ago

In fairness to the Rockets they are lowkey a first round exit kinda team, they have no shooting so you play to bigs and stack the paint , blitz Kd everytime whiles having the other big guard Amen. In the regular season they will win but come playoffs its going to be rough for them and im surprised of their inactivity at the trade deadline because Reed Sheppard is not going to shoot like Curry throughout a 7 game series.

獨行俠球迷：說句公道話，火箭隊其實就是那種首輪游級別的球隊，他們沒有投射，所以你只需要堆積內線，每次都包夾KD，同時放空那個只會像大個子一樣打球的后衛阿門·湯普森。 在常規賽他們能贏球，但到了季后賽他們會很難受，我很驚訝他們在交易截止日居然沒動作，因為謝潑德不可能在7場系列賽里一直像庫里那樣準。

[–]Neat_Plankton6660 51 points 7 hours ago

Celtics got their Spo with Mazzulla

球迷：凱爾特人擁有了馬祖拉，就像擁有了自己的斯波爾斯特拉。

來源：Reddit

編譯：Aaron